What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

What can melt your heart?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

What is your secret to glowing skin?

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

Romania in the past was a poor country, but last year the government announced it had 521 billion leu (113$ billion dollars) revenue. Why is so much? What's the reason?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How can a native English speaker say "it was nice talking to you" in French without using that exact phrase?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do heterosexual men like anal sex with women? I think it's because they secretly want to have anal sex with a man? What do you think?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?